These pants were made from the Spandex-free skin of Satan, and are clearly designed to be worn by people with measurements equal to those of an 11-year-old lanky teenage boy.
The first unmasking of KISS (1983).
I just spent $225 on pants that I can’t fit into.
I question my life decisions.
Is it within the rules of Twitter etiquette to tweet rock stars complimenting their flawlessly chiseled jaw lines?